Well if you think so, don't read my article. And go kill yerself, while yer at it.

I think this'll be part 3 in a long series of posts focusing on how horrible my highschool is, as well as its faculty and the majority of its students. And don't worry, any names or likenesses used that resemble real people are strictly coincidental.

SO.
I'd first like to point out that "Multicultural Studies" is crap. The person who runs the class does so with an especially potent form of BS believed to be toxic to most bioforms. You see, according to SSS or "Sunshine State Standards," we're really not supposed to learn about "multiple cultures" at all. We really only learn about the disenfranchisement of American minorities. It may as well be titled "Racism Class."But what makes this class especially powerful in the realm of BS, is the fact that we don't have a real textbook for Racism Class. The instructor, who I will dub as "Goose" is an idiot, and therefore thinks even less of us. That's the only logical reason she wouldn't let us use a "college level" (real) textbook as opposed to a folder of accumulated handouts and such she's gathered from the internet. From there, the sheer stupidity of the other students is the icing on the moldy, malformed cake. When I hear someone in a social science elective class inquire what an inauguration is, I get violent. frigging retard

AVID is $#!&. Just about everyone else is an idiot. Including the teacher.


I hate when I'm smarter than the teacher...


"Boy Palm Bay High must suck" you should be saying to yourself.
No, not yet? Well, I'm not finished.


So I've recently gotten word that a trip to Washington D.C. for the inaugural address of 2009 has been open to all of Palm Bay High School...except for alumni - which'll be me by that time. Now I don't see why after attending this $#!&&% school for 4 fi@¢&ing years, I shouldn't have attended ONE decent field trip. ANd don't you give me frigging crap about how we got a NEW BUILDING and NEW CAFETERIA in those 4 years, Mrs V....Goose. freaking...grrrrrr


Still don't think we got the ass end of the brevard public school system? (see how "brevard public school" is lower-cased? it's to show how degrading this school system is.) Well here's the mind-changer.

It's a Friday night and you're out on a date...or something. All of a sudden, you get a phone call saying you have Saturday school, yay!! You'd better end yer date...or whatever, early so you can get to bed early. Except when you get there in the morning, it turns out there's...no Saturday school at all? Cuz of ACT testing? There was what? A GLITCH IN THE SYSTEM!?!!?!

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK!?

YUP. That's what happened to nearly a hundred kids. Randomly called for non-existent Saturday school.

And by now, you should think that Palm Bay High is the cultivation of diarrhea-covered, syphillis infused refuse that kills babies. Unless you're in an asylum. In which case, you're in a better place anyway.

I'm pretty sure if I rant on about how stupid this nonsense is, my jugular'll burst, spewing boiling blood at my computer screen.


Did you know Smeagul likes potatoes?

How's this work?... Am I supposed to tell you people what I've done to satisfy your needs for something to do? Boy, get a life.













what the crap did I do this week, anyway...?
oh yeah.
Sunday was that there star trek marathon. My WHOLE DAY with a squirming fan-girl -_-. Apparently Star Trek makes Barbara a very happy girlie, though, which makes me glad. Just wish her and Bri didn't start wailing when Spock got genesised >_< .
Oh, and McCoy kicks ass. enough said. ("You green-blooded son of a...")

Monday was 2-a-days practice. can't really say much about that. Like usual, Coach Burke can just look up at the sky and make it not rain due to his contract with the Devil.

Tuesday I got registered with Barbara after practice. And Way to go you Skanska (or whatever the hell your name is) bastards. Ya tore down my school and ruined my year. And for what?

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t304/forgedarms67/From%20Comm-Tech/construction.jpg

"It's two stories! It can hold hundreds of students! It's un-frigg'n-believable!!:  THE NEW CAFETERIA ZOMG!!!"

oh yeah, it's two stories all right...but there's no second floor.  Can hold hundreds of students? Maybe the anorexic ones, but they wouldn't be in there in the first place. All the anticipation for just a big load of suck. What the hell were they thinking? But whaddya expect from Palm Bay High? If it's got nothing to do with football, it's very likely to be lamecore.

And then me and Barbara just kinda remarked at how bad they ruined everything, what with the random boxes n' such littering the campus. Classrooms demolished. Probably lucky something didn't randomly fall on either of us. A few days from opening and it's still a construction site. and I've seen those buttmunches every day, just kinda sitting around procrasturbating. DO YER JOB. I HATE YOU! ...*ahem*

Classes don't look too horrible. And Ms. Howell did the live long and prosper sign when she saw Smeagul's Spock...>_<;

This year better not suck.

hmm...that was actually another WHOLE DAY with a squirming fan-girl. frigg'n...calculus...

Wednesday I had to go back there again. 2-a-days blow. But I had to get a parking sticker, too. And boy're them new freshmen gonna be stupid, as well as tiny.

"Hey, do you know where the 'L wing' is?"
Well, you're standing in front of a building that says "L" on it.

"Can you tell me where this locker is? I can't find it"
Well did you look upstairs?
"No"
...the paper says it's upstairs...

I'd like to know where these kids get the idea that they have the right to be this stupid.
I blame Disney.

AND THOSE SKANSKA JERKS AGAIN!!!
"These kids better appreciate this $#!&"
That's what he said! Like he's doing me a favor by ruining my day!
This is the sorta thing that makes me act like a jerk. I just kinda said outloud: "Man, looks like they've done a sucktastic job 'round here." And he just stares at me. Go ahead and stare, I mean, ya don't get to see someone as awesome as me every day. But hard-hat or not, I will kick your ass.
stupid construction workers.

Thursday was a single practice again.  Pulled a hamie while conditioning (the pain = hardcore). Went home and did some Lit work -_-. Not much else to say.

I love my friends (you know who you are)
I hate dumbasses (you know who you are)